wanderlustwbu:

My self-esteem is lower than Justin Bieber’s pants

(via sallop)

thewaydanandphilsmile:

My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart

(via sallop)

(Source: andisbetter)

(Source: breathelondonnow, via fall-outboy)

twoshotsofhappyoneshotofsad:

discoveringfeminism:

deforest:

Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)

82 years later and it’s still relevant

This will never not be relevant.

(via lackyannie)

pillowboat:

samonsterx:

ask the cutie before you touch the booty

and if the cutie says no then dont touch the booty

(◡‿◡✿)

and if you touch the booty after the cutie says no 

i will find you

(⊙‿⊙✿)

(via sallop)

chilope:

txtpostprincess:

if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid

if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid

(via sallop)

padalackles:

totheclotpole:

gallifrey-feels:

turtleneckvantas:

calibornsbottombitch:

lunardrops:

calibornsbottombitch:

im never gonna get married and im gonna sleep with ten billion people

THAT’S 4 BILLION MORE PEOPLE THAN THERE ARE ON THE PLANET

not if you include the dead

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Why limit yourself to this planet?

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Why limit yourself to people?

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I’M GOING TO FUCKING PISS HOLY SHIT

(via lackyannie)

shrimpwonder: sinvraal: persian-slipper: anathemarmotqueen: Hello tumblr allow me to present you the swedish vallhund i´m VERY confused as you guys are not freaking out about these little guys yet since they´re basically WOLF CORGIS. I swear to god, I thought it was a photoshop at first. Oh my Glob, it’s “the little cattle dog of the Vikings”. Not only is it a wolf corgi, but it’s a Viking wolf corgi. VIKING WOLF CORGI I — what do I — VIKING WOLF CORGI

shrimpwonder:

sinvraal:

persian-slipper:

anathemarmotqueen:

Hello tumblr allow me to present you the swedish vallhund

i´m VERY confused as you guys are not freaking out about these little guys yet since they´re basically WOLF CORGIS.

I swear to god, I thought it was a photoshop at first.

Oh my Glob, it’s “the little cattle dog of the Vikings”. Not only is it a wolf corgi, but it’s a Viking wolf corgi.

VIKING WOLF CORGI

I —

what do I —

VIKING WOLF CORGI

(via shermano)

bradofarrell: but female gamers aren’t REAL gamers because they play stupid games about solving puzzles and not cool real games about murdering people

bradofarrell:

but female gamers aren’t REAL gamers because they play stupid games about solving puzzles and not cool real games about murdering people

(via shermano)

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via shermano)

ilymorgannn: HERE WE SEE THE NASTY VICIOUS PITBULL IN IT’S HORRIFYINGLY NATURAL HABITAT 

ilymorgannn:

HERE WE SEE THE NASTY VICIOUS PITBULL IN IT’S HORRIFYINGLY NATURAL HABITAT 

(Source: animalsthatdopeoplethings, via shermano)

rneerkat:

cxnquering:

rneerkat:

when i grow up im going to raise an elephant seal from birth and treat it as my child and it’ll think its human and its going to be homeschooled and eventually it will graduate law school

This is why bloggers shouldn’t be parents ever

im letting my elephant seal follow his dreams thats great parenting what are you talking about

(via zackywantsmyv6661)

i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it

(via zackywantsmyv6661)

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

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(Source: bracha-ncc1701, via zackywantsmyv6661)

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