Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)
82 years later and it’s still relevant
This will never not be relevant.
ask the cutie before you touch the booty
and if the cutie says no then dont touch the booty
and if you touch the booty after the cutie says no
i will find you
if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
im never gonna get married and im gonna sleep with ten billion people
THAT’S 4 BILLION MORE PEOPLE THAN THERE ARE ON THE PLANET
not if you include the dead
Why limit yourself to this planet?
Why limit yourself to people?
I’M GOING TO FUCKING PISS HOLY SHIT
Hello tumblr allow me to present you the swedish vallhund
i´m VERY confused as you guys are not freaking out about these little guys yet since they´re basically WOLF CORGIS.
I swear to god, I thought it was a photoshop at first.
Oh my Glob, it’s “the little cattle dog of the Vikings”. Not only is it a wolf corgi, but it’s a Viking wolf corgi.
VIKING WOLF CORGI
what do I —
VIKING WOLF CORGI
but female gamers aren’t REAL gamers because they play stupid games about solving puzzles and not cool real games about murdering people
HERE WE SEE THE NASTY VICIOUS PITBULL IN IT’S HORRIFYINGLY NATURAL HABITAT
when i grow up im going to raise an elephant seal from birth and treat it as my child and it’ll think its human and its going to be homeschooled and eventually it will graduate law school
This is why bloggers shouldn’t be parents ever
im letting my elephant seal follow his dreams thats great parenting what are you talking about
i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it