teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

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sweatinginthewinter:

puccapuccanoodles:

I’M DYING hELP

“Why the fuck ain’t yall laughing” hjfgj

(via 4ever-a-edgehead)

chopardredcarpet: Photographers lining up to capture the best moments on the red carpet.

chopardredcarpet:

Photographers lining up to capture the best moments on the red carpet.

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

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If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

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(Source: sharkinyourmouth, via stay-never-divided)

a-short-history-of-nothing: thejivinghands: It’s actually true FOR SCIENCE 

a-short-history-of-nothing:

thejivinghands:

It’s actually true

FOR SCIENCE 

(via tinyoceans)

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

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synnrider:

Gunslinger live @ Sonisphere

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glittertech: sweetmotherofyaoi: oh god. We’re that bad, huh? Neopets. Did you do the thing, Neopets? Tell me the truth, Neopets.

glittertech:

sweetmotherofyaoi:

oh god.

We’re that bad, huh?

Neopets.

Did you do the thing, Neopets?

Tell me the truth, Neopets.

(Source: juicybugz, via ohmymangum)

(Source: bpieribeiro, via better-runfasterthanmy-bullet)

(Source: seventhlair, via syngates-clothing)

neofriend: this is my son with the dog i just got him

neofriend:

this is my son with the dog i just got him

(Source: eyeofwonder, via lackyannie)

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